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Hello!!!
02:05
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hello, hello, hello, hello
hello, hello, hello, hello
hello hel, lo hello, lo hello, hello hel
hello hel, lo hello, hello hellololo
hello hel, lo hello, hello hello, hello hel
lo hello, lo hello, hello hello
ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo
ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo
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when i'm sick
they will help me
in a pinch
they will save me
when i'm ill
they will cure me
they're so quick
they will heal me
my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
when i cry
they will soothe me
when i frown
they endear me
when i'm sad
they delight me
when i'm mad
they appease me
my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
aaaaaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaa
aaaaaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaa
aaaaaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaa
aaaaaaa aaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaa
my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
i love my white blood cells
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3. |
Me And My Tapeworm
02:52
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they say he's just a parasite
i don't think he's a parasite
me and my tapeworm
they say he's leeching off of me
i think it's just jealousy
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
they say the meat i ate was raw
that thought just makes me guffaw
me and my tapeworm
they want me on praziquantel
i don't want what you're trying to sell
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
they say i need a colon cleanse
why must you take away my friends
me and my tapeworm
they give me all these prescriptions
they're giving me conniptions
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
me and my tapeworm
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i don't mean to brag but i have never bragged in
my entire life, i never talk
down to lesser people, people who are not as
humble as me, people like you and
i'm way more humble than you are
i'm the most modest no offense
i'm just being honest i'm great at being honest
i'm the best at not saying i'm the
best at being humble, not to say that i'm the best
at being humble but you know
i'm way more humble than you are
i'm the most modest no offense
i don't mean to i don't mean to i don't mean to i don't mean to
i don't mean to brag but i have never
i don't mean i don't mean i don't mean i don't i don't
i don't mean to i don't mean to brag but i don't mean to
i don't mean to
i
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they say lead damages your brain
that's your opinion we all have one
don't take my
lead paint away i need it and
it's a human right for me
to carry lead paint
they don't make lead paint anymore
it's not there when i'm at the store
lead paint doesn't kill people do
have you read the constitution it says that i
have the right to bear lead paint and
james madison wrote that one
(he owned a bunch of slaves but besides that i think he was a good guy)
they don't make lead paint anymore
it's not there when i'm at the store
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6. |
Around
01:54
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it never ends
but that is just how things go
and i don't want you to know
there is no stopping the flow
you'll get your concession
only after your procession
when you lose your one possession
you won't leave a large impression
just know
you could die quick
and you could also die slow
but when you're finally below
your life's worth will be let go
you'll get your concession
only after your procession
when you lose your one possession
you won't leave a large impression
just know
round and
around
round and
around
we go
round and
around
round and
around
we go
(rooooooouuuuuund we go rooooooouuuuuund we go)
(rooooooouuuuuund we go rooooooouuuuuund we go)
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7. |
Beef Bath
02:29
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where's my beef i need to take my bath
in beef i'll find it then i'm gonna
take a bath in beef i'm gonna take a bath in beef
i'm gonna take a bath in beef but first i have to find my beef
i'm not quite sure where i left my beef
it isn't in the fridge
someday i'll take a bath in beef one day i'll take a bath in beef
someday i'm gonna find my beef
and then i'll bathe in beef in peace
take a bath in beef i'm gonna take a bath in beef
i'm gonna take a bath in beef but first i have to find my beef
raw
no seasoning to be found
it will only work if it's ground
5.49 by the pound
i will bathe until i've drowned!!!
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8. |
Snowman
02:46
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it is snowing now which means that
the snowman is coming out and
we will hide until the winter ends
so we don't have to face his wrath
come with us to the bunker and
we will seal up the blast door and
he cannot get in cause
his hands are just sticks
then the rain will wash away the snow and then the sun will dry the rain
and then we'll come back out again for now the snowman has been slain
snowman
snowman
snowman
snowman
let me tell you something now
the snowman is a beast that fe-els nothing but
hatred and anger he will kill you
and then eat you
the snowman has 16 hundred teeth
and he's got even more beneath
but like i said before
his hands are just sticks
then the rain will wash away the snow and then the sun will dry the rain
and then we'll come back out again for now the snowman has been slain
snowman
snowman
snowman
snowman
i hope one day that we kill him for good
we'll go out and have fun in the snow and
the snowman won't ever hurt us because he
will be dead
*badass saw wave solo*
*insane kazoo solo*
then the rain will wash away the snow and then the sun will dry the rain
and then we'll come back out again for now the snowman has been slain
snowman
snowman
snowman
snowman
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9. |
Swamp Cooler
03:25
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i wished i was a robot then
but that was quite a while back when
i wanted to be a robot
now i really think not
don't want to be a robot now
you know i can't even see how
i could become a robot
anyway
that was kind of dumb
i'd say
robot robot robot
robot robot robot
yesterday i wished i was a robot
yesterday i wished i was a
robot robot robot
robot robot robot
yesterday i wished i was a robot
yesterday i wished i was a robot robot
robot robot robot robot yeah
my childish wishes are long gone
my expectations were all wrong
and now i realize that i
don't want to be a ro
bot anymore you know it's true
ever since this morning i knew
i wished i was a robot then
i'll never think that again...
robot robot robot
robot robot robot
yesterday i wished i was a robot
yesterday i wished i was a
robot robot robot
robot robot robot
yesterday i wished i was a robot
yesterday i wished i was a robot robot
robot robot robot robot yeah
robot robot robot
robot robot robot
yesterday i wished i was a robot
yesterday i wished i was a robot robot
robot robot robot robot y-
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11. |
TrES-4b
02:48
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i think I'm big
i think I'm really big and
i think I'm tall
i think I take up space but
then I see
tres-4b
bigger than me
next to it I'm peewee...
my problems are
colossal and gigantic
like when I have
an awkward conversation
then I see
tres-4b
vis a vis
why do they matter to me
why should i care about all of the little things
i've only got one life and that is it
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
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13. |
Happy Birthday
02:47
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happy
birthday to you happy
birthday
to you happy birthday
you're getting old, you're getting old
you better run
you can't
face reality
happy
birthday to you happy
birthday
to you happy birthday
you're getting old, you're getting old
you better run
you can't
face reality
time's running out, time's running out
the clock's ticking
you can't
face responsibility
happy
birthday to you happy
birthday
to you happy birthday
you're getting old, you're getting old
you better run
you can't
face reality
happy
birthday to you happy
birthday
to you happy birthday
you're getting old, you're getting old
you better run
you can't
face reality
time's running out, time's running out
the clock's ticking
you can't
face responsibility
happy birthday
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14. |
Saturn
03:00
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1 2 3 4
I'm going to saturn
you'll never see me again
i'll be on saturn's rings
parading all around
saturn's got lots of hydrogen and helium
and it looks really cool and no one lives there
on earth it's just too hot i hope
saturn's weather's better
on earth it's just too cold i wish
that i never ever
see you again i don't mean that in a hurtful way
all that i'm trying to say is i'm going to
saturn where there's no people
the housing costs are low
and nobody will know
that i play the banjo
on earth it's just too hot i hope
saturn's weather's better
on earth it's just too cold so now
i'm going to saturn
i'm going to saturn right now on a rocket ship
it's going very fast cause that's what rockets do
i'm already past titan, tethys, enceladus grip
the jesus handle I'm going to
it's too cold for me here
i can't breathe in this atmosphere
there's no ground for me to stand on
there's nobody to flaunt my banjo talents on
*absolutely destructive and powerful banjo solo*
*kind of neat square wave solo i guess if you're into that kind of thing*
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15. |
Oily Bastard
02:55
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i'm oily bastard and i weigh seven hundred pounds
i'm not a solid and that's not as bad as it sounds
i can slide through any sort of crevasse that you can imagine
unlike you i don't have any bones to hold me back
i produce oils that are crude and will make you sick
i can turn any sticky pan into a non stick
i have oil glands that produce oils don't you think that's pretty cool
i think so too that's right i think i'm pretty slick
i'm not even technically a human cause i don't got any bones
or arms or fingers or organs of any kind
oily bastard oily bastard
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
i like to make songs despite not having any ears
don't know how long i've been alive maybe 90 years
i have never worn clothes because i don't have a penis or balls
sorry that i said that but i'm telling you the truth
don't try to play the got your nose game with me because-i
don't have a nose and it will be-awkward-for both of us
at some point i gotta sell the oils i produce so i can supplement my 5 cents an hour music income
i am almost done writing this song or maybe singing it somewhere i'm not quite sure because i'm singing what i wrote i'm
oily bastard oily bastard
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
oily bastard oily bastard
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
oi (oily) ly (bastard) bas (oily) tard (bastard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (bas) tard (tard)
oi (oi) ly (ly) bas (tard)
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16. |
Goodbye!!!
02:26
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good bye
good good bye bye
good bye
good bye
good bye
good good bye bye
good bye
good bye
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Oily Bastard Denver, Colorado
my name is henry and i like to make songs and draw beautiful pictures.
talk to me
oilybastardcontact@gmail.com record labels please thanks
discord.gg/cJ54ur9kAu
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